It's the season to be .comed

I just love the festive season! All the lovely ladies out in a jovial mood in their beautiful summer garb! There is one problem every pretty lady in Sydney wants to be “.comed”. Remember ladies I am a man of refined taste and only the special ones will be “.comed”!

It has been a very merry festive season for Stacky.com plenty of great nights at the Greenwood and a very big TexMex reunion at Juanita’s. Plenty of beer loads of tequila and no night would be complete without the waitress having a dance with Stacky.com……What a lucky lady!

So another year is about to pass us by many gorgeous women have been blessed by the stacky.com charm and many man have well and truly met their match! A few more wild nights will be had to see out the year and a few ladies will be lucky enough to spend the night with .com. To all the ladies who have not been blessed with stcky.com keep your chin up and maybe your day will come.

To all my friends, family, fans and rejected ladies I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and Stacky.com kind of New Year and for your sake I hope you will be .comed in the New Year!

PS. The photos above are just a few of the ladies wishing me Merry Christmas. Oh its a hard life!

What is wrong with this world?

So a "high-class Chilean prostitute" wants to donate 27 hours of sex towards a charity trying to raise money for handicapped kids, what a great idea! This glamour wants to do her bit for society yet the response from the charity has left me opened mouthed and dismayed.

"The administrator of the Teleton foundation, television presenter Mario Kreutzberger, has thrown cold water on the proposition, saying it falls well outside his moral guidelines and he cannot accept it."

Is this bloke on drugs? What a generous offer. I am very tempted to fly over to Chile and help out this great cause. At $333 for a 90 minute session I guess I could donate something like $3500.....

This has also got me thinking that I should partake in the 40 hour famine next year. I am sure if I put my mind to it I could last 40 hours without sex! Sorry ladies it is for charity.

LA Who?

80,000 people to watch Beckham play Soccer against Sydney FC! That makes me sick. Why do people want to see a second rate sports star playing a 5th rate sport? The guy has more ink on him than the Sistine Chapel and most of the time looks like a girl. Honestly I look at myself in the gym and laugh in pity at Beckham and all the silly people who love him. The poor pomy fool is totally over rated!

The bottom line is he lost the game and he lost with England last week. He unlike me is a loser! Just look at my photo verse his photo one guy is cool the other is a fool.

On the topic of losing what is wrong with the Australian people? How the hell could our country vote a little nerd like Kevin Rudd into power? It really is beyond me. I always have a good laugh at the moronic Americans for voting in a dope like Bush to power twice but now we are just as bad! I just hope our country does not go down hill like the state of NSW has under Labor. Oh well I guess we will learn the hard way!

Bring Back John!

"Australian's have never had it better".............To bloody right! We have a bigger range of beer than the last time Labor were in power, we have a better selection of Cigarettes, more wine than ever at a cheaper price and yes our economy is strong and to be honest life is pretty bloody good. Why do we need a change to Rudd? Yes he went to a strip club but the bloke did not even get a private show! That my friends is UnAustralian!

In my electorate its some clown Newhouse vs Malcolm Turnbull. If Malc does not get in I will be one angry man! He is definitely the best candidate for the job!

I agree we have a problem with the Unions! Who banned smoking in our pubs? The ALP and the Unions! Who introduced Responsible Service of Alcohol? The ALP and the Unions! The place will fall down around us so please people do not vote for the ALP.

Ok I did put $550 on the Libs to win at $2.60 so if my boys come home its my shout at the Mill Hill!

Come on Australia don't put a little nerd like Rudd in as our PM! We would be the laughing stock of the world!

Swing low sweet chariot

So it was a great weekend for England with two big victories. The English rugby team progressed through to the Rugby World Cup Final with a solid victory over the French. The biggest win for the mother country was the win by a gorgeous blonde Simone scoring with me, Stacky.com. She was a beautiful looking girl and her game plan of charm, humor and cleavage put me on the back foot all night. I made a pact with myself that I would not go after a Pommy girl after the bloody soap dodgers beat us in the rugby.

Simone had a tough encounter but after two bottles of Champagne, two bottles of good Tassie red and 20 Carlton’s not to mention the fact that on the dance floor Simone had better footwork than Jason Robison on a counter attack. By 1am Simone had her victory.

By the end of the night she had won and I could do nothing but look lovely into her eyes even if my vision was a little blurred.

Two great English Victories right up there with World War 2 and the Falklands. Will I pursue a relationship with Simone after one wild night??.....................Not a hope in hell a girlfriend who likes warm beer is as useless as the Australian front row.

Woeful Wallabies

Its a national disgrace the Wallabies are gone from the world cup. Beaten by a second rate English team in a disgraceful performance. Thank god Gregan is gone and gone for good. Its a shame he did not retire 4 years ago. As for the front row what a bunch of girls. Single handily I could push the wallabies scrum back as quickly as I could scull a schooner.

Stacky.com would of done a better job in the number 9 jumper even after a night on the drink. To lose to the Poms two world cups in a row is an absolute disgrace and is enough to turn a man into a alcoholic!

The only saving grace is the Kiwis are gone as well. Time to cheer on Argentina and France. South Africa and England are the last two teams I want to see win the cup.

Famous

Move over Donald your Trump Towers are old news. Hyder and his company Legacy Partners are about to do a large development in the Texan desert with an Australian theme. Over 390 units will be built and the name.........Stacky Towers. I kid you not Stacky.com is about to become bigger than Texas. Stay tuned for all the latest updates. I have been on the phone today with the architects as part of their brief is to give the development "a distinctly Australian feel based on the life and times of Stacky.com". Life is tough at the top!

What a weekend

The weekend started with a Friday night work function, a visit to watch Sydney FC play. I am no fan of Soccer but my clients loved it and the night was a huge success. If I don't become CEO of Zurich one day soon I will be very surprised! Of course the night finished with some stiff spirits with Jacko and Parris.

Saturday kicked off with a few beers at the Mill Hill followed by more beer at the Rag and Famish then loads more beer at North Sydney oval as I watched Sydney Fleet beat top of the table Western Rams. There was some great rugby not to mention the "Fleet Girls" they had Stacky.com written all over them. A few more beers at the North Sydney followed by more beers and a BBQ at Jackos new pad. A few of the ladies were supper keen to get their photo with the Stack as you can see! Then I headed down to the Sheaf to watch the Wallabies win plus have loads more beer. The ladies were all over me what a way to end the night. Sunday was more beer and some sun Maybe I should invest in some Forster's Shares as after this weekend Carlton sales are through the roof!This is just the start of a great summer season. Get ready ladies.

I am starting to shake.....

Well that must mean only one thing.........Its Friday and the weekend is one long lunch away! This week has been way to busy I have done over 20 hours in the office this week which is ridiculous. I told my boss if I wanted to work in a sweat shop I would move to India. My body is craving a truck load of Carlton and and a barrel full of South Australian red. Tonight I am off to the Soccer or "Football" as the queer folk at Football Australia want as to call it these days for more bloody work. At this rate I will burn out before Christmas!

The weekend will then be "me time" me and the boys, me and the rugby, me and the Green wood, me and the Rag, me and Carlton,me and my old faithful red wine, me and the nudie bars, me and my ladies, me and kebabs. It will all kick off tomorrow at North Sydney Oval for the Sydney Fleet game and will come to a grinding holt on Sunday night. I am hoping for some good weather as we move away from Winter and towards summer. You all know what Summer means long, long lunches down at the Wato Bay. Bring it on! The Stack is ready for beer, babes and beaches.

Move over Duchovny

After a hard days work nothing beats coming home to a meal cooked by Mum, 6 Carlton's, a bottle or two of a good South Australian red and a session in front of the TV.

Well last nights TV was particularly good. Channel 10 have a new show Californication and let me tell you it has Stacky.com all over it. Great sex scenes with gorgeous stacky.com type ladies is just the beginning. It may of been the 25 standard drinks I consumed last night but I got it into my head that Duchovny has nothing on the great Stacky.com. I have sent James Packer and John Alexander an email titled "Ratings winner". I included a link to Stacky.com and a few fresh ideas for Australia's version of Californication. The show will be titled "Stackypornication" and if CH9 does not want it you don't need to be Einstein to know that Kerry Stokes will been keen to pick up the rights!

When one is just not enough

So folks its been a while since I have updated Stacky.com. I apologise to all my fans out there but I have been very busy at work. My "lunch time meetings" seem to start early and finish later these days and lets just say with that comes a higher intake of the great things in life like Carlton, Mclaren Vale Shiraz and B&H extra Mild. Oh what a job!

So any way last Friday Stacky.com was loose after our golf day on the drink in North Sydney when two promo girls took an instant liking to Stacky.com. Tiffany and Jessica were all over me. It was kind of embarrassing at first as all the other guys in the bar were trying to get some attention but who are they kidding....When Stacking.com is on fire no other men stands a chance.

So Tiff and Jes spent the majority of their time "Promoting" Slate (what ever the hell that is??) talking to me and to be honest I think they were promoting themselves more than Slate just quietly. Well it worked and I was sold both Tiff and Jes were great sales girls. The only problem was I could not pick which girl. It was like trying to pick a Connawarra Cabernet or a McLaren Vale Shiraz.... NOT EASY. Well luckily for me the ladies decided one in all in. AS they say in Mexico I was in for a "grupo de tres".......

As for the rest well a gentleman never tells but lets say it was a long, long night Stacky style!

There is always next year!

So Easts went down to Uni in the Rugby Grand Final. We were up at half time and I started celebrating a little early by sculling 5 Carltons in a row. We went on to lose the game not that I remember much about it. The one part I do remember was the numerous scrum resets. What a bore but I have found a tshit that sums up a good scrum technique.

So Club rugby is over for the year but Sydney Fleet kick off their campaign in the new Australian Rugby Championships at North Sydney Oval. So North Sydney you have stacky.com on week days now get ready for stacky.com on weekends. Bring on the rugby, bring on the Greenwood and BRING on the ladies!

A Star is Born

So it was back down to Easts to watch the mighty Beasts take on the Rats. I was enjoying my 8th beer and a hot dog with extra sauce when out walked 4 cheer leaders! They were great somersaults, the splits, small skirts the whole bit. What a great show! I was in heaven cold beer, rugby and a group of gorgeous cheer leaders looking right at me. I was getting smiles and winks from 3 of the girls. It was GAME ON! The East Beast mascot pulled a hamstring just before half time. One of the cheer leaders walked strait over to me and asked if I could fill in. I am not one to turn down a pretty face. So for the second half I was dressed as a beast. dancing with the girls with people cheering for me. Things do not get much better! I have a date with all 4 cheer leaders Tuesday through to Friday and then I will pick the lucky girl for a second date or will I only pick one? ;)

Turning over a new leaf.....

So this weekend will be a big one. Easts V the Rats for a place in the Grand Final v Sydney Uni then down to Double Bay to watch the Wallabies. A few hundred beers will be had. I am planning this to be my last bender in some time. I am going to hit the gym big time. I know this will create more issues with my lady friends but please remember I am only human. My personal trainer put an image of me into his computer then imputed my training program and this is how I will look after 3 months in the gym. GAME ON!

Going Soft............

Before you think I have turned over a new leaf think again! Last Saturday night was a beauty. We wnet to the rugby and had a great time watching the Wallabies come from 17-0 down to win. After the game we went down to double bay when the calls started. Stacky its Elle come to the City, Stacky its Kim come to North Sydney, Stacky its Tiff come to the sheaf. Ladies I told you it was a boys night! After Harris and Ed got a little out of control and we had to leave the Oak. I called for the X and Porkies when both Harris and Hutch called it a night. What a JOKE! In bed by 2am....shame on them. I might have to leave my "mates" at home this weekend as apparently its one week on the drink 6 weeks off. Boys, boys, boys you disappoint me. So Ladies Stacky.com is flying solo this weekend first in first served.

Secret men’s business

So the rugby season is heating up and that only means one thing Beer, Beer, Rum, Beer, Rugby, Beer and spirits! While the Wallabies take on the Boks I will be in the stands taking on my oldest rival......Beer! I am sure the Wallabies will come out on top just as I am sure the liquid gold has no chance against stacky.com. Now for all my loyal lady friends out there please lay off tomorrow night. Rugby and Beer means BOYS NIGHT! I know you girls dont like to share the Stack around but for one night please give me some freedom! By my reckoning the session will be a long tough one which means special attention to be placed on the warm-up so I will be starting early ladies no calls after 3pm please! As for the Ladies at Porkies and Ruma Ill see ya around 3am.....GAME ON!!

Liberal for life!

I know what you dirty pervs are thinking....Perfect Stacy.com is becoming "Liberal". No you will not see me walking around the streets in the nude and no I will not be spending my weekends at "Lady Jane", as tempting as it is. 2/7/2007 is the worst day of my life so far! Morris Iemma in all his wisdom has banned smoking in all Clubs and Pubs. What a disgrace! I will never in my life vote for the ALP again! To me this day should go down in history along side the death of Diana, the bombing of Darwin and the invasion of Paris not to mention the time I was booted out of the Sheaf! Send me out in the cold Iemma. Well this photo is for you are your poor excuse for a government Mr Iemma.

Smokin'

Well what a weekend. I decided to head down to Easts to watch my old team mates run around. Let me say they are not half the team there were when I donned the Tri colours. I set myself up for a big day with my first drinks order "8 Carlton's and two tequila shots please"! Thanks to my coaching from the side line the Beasts got up to win 46-42 (from what I can remember). About 10 good lookers came up intrigued by my Spanish language skills. I kept shouting out from the side line in my new dialect. It can get a little embarrassing when I am trying to have a few beers with the boys and watch the rugby only to have young girls throw themselves at me. Ladies there is a time and a place! It was then down to the Wato for another 50 Schooners before I crashed Brads love house beer and pizza in hand! Well f@#k me drunk the Wallabies won the rugby. In a fantastic game we came from behind to win! Bring on the world cup I say. 3 weeks of no sleep and at least 10 Kegs!

Bloody Hyder (Mr and Mrs) called me 1 hundred times from Texas going on about the Wallabies. Guys please remember there is a time difference and Matt you are a Septic not a Aussie!

"It Takes Two"

As some of you may know my favourite show is "Dancing With The Stars". My dream is to be on that show.

Well channel 7 in their wisdom have a new show on in its time slot "It Takes Two". I put it on for a laugh and instantly got addicted. Nothing beats sucking back a couple of bottles of Penfolds red while watching "It takes two". I was a massive Ernie Dingo fan until he was knocked out on Monday night. How the hell is Mimi Macpherson still going on the show she was great in her movie but the girl can not sing! Besides her movie career she ran a whale watching business. What a life that would be taking people out to watch whales and drink beer, lots of beer! I gave Brad a call and we are tempted to start up "Stacky.com Whale Watching Tours". If the wrestling in Mexico does not pan out I may be on the seven seas!

The next Lucha Libre star!

Well what a weekend! Had a few froth wagons at the Lord Dudley on Saturday night, just enough to lubricate my dry and dusty throat. After my 15th Carlton my phone rang it was Don Salvador Lutteroth Gonzalez from the Empresa Mexicana de Lucha Libre (EMLL) or for you uneducated readers the Mexican wrestling league. I was spotted by the great Don Salvador in the main square of San Miguel de Allende in my Mexican wrestling outfit. What can I say the man knows talent when he sees it! I was offered a trial and Stacky.com had the ladies screaming for more and my opponents crying for Mersey. Don Salvador has asked me to fly back to become pro! I think i will send brad over to negotiate my salary. He looks like the perfect Mexican con man! More to follow...............................

Oh how the American amber hurt my mouth

As you all know that beautiful gold amber known as beer has a special place in my life. The one sour note about the whole trip was the absolute disregard US brewers have towards the liquid gold. How Bud can call themselves "The king of Beers" I will never know. Oh and Coors yeah it is light, lite on taste. My troubles started in LAX and did not end until I landed in Mexico. As you can see from this picture Matt gave me a sip of his Bud, it went down about as well as a corked red wine at a business lunch. Come on America please learn how to make a decent tasting beer or Stacky.com may never return......your loss!

Teaching the Yanks a lesson

So I joined in for a game of Volleyball with Matt and his "jock" septic mates. They were all talking themselves up big time. "I played at Princeton", "I played at Yale", "I played at UT". God the Yanks can talk themselves up. I polished off my bottle of red and joined the game. Wham Bam thank you Mam I smashed them. It reminded me of the 83 Americas Cup. The Aussie underdog smashing the over hyped yanks! The American guys said I should try out for the Australian team while the ladies, well lets say they wanted some private lessons.

Found God

Being in such a Christan country as Mexico is I thought I should immerse myself in their culture. I striped down into traditional Mexican religious garb and tried to contact the lord when that clown Harris walked into my room and tried to show me the best way to talk to God. To me his ridiculous yoga type position was too much to take. If I tried that move I would surly tear my groin muscle. Lets just say I think I will revert to more tradition ways of prey now I am home.

To much to take

So I did have a few members of the finer sex putting the moves on me over in Mexico. A few nights it got a bit much for me, all I wanted to do was enjoy a few beers with the boys. Some got in the sack with the stack but others were not let in. The rest as they say "will stay on tour"

SNAG

While I did impress all the ladies with my quick wit and humorous comments on the trip to Mexico the thing that impressed them most was the way I handled the kids. They all commented on my loving touch. I think I overheard one of the American girls say I have the "Midas touch" with the kids. Matt also told me that I am a role model for God Fathers all over the world. For now I am a playboy but one day I will make the perfect husband.