So Brads done it he has tied the knot and what wedding it was. Depart a cold wet Sydney and land in picture perfect tropical north Queensland. The flight was a little disconcerting my ears failed to equalize, I was sitting next to a loud Texan we call Hyder and I had three Qantas hostesses try and pick me up, two were female and one male but I would rather not get into that. 8 beers on the plane and it was game on for the rest of the trip!
I was a hit with the local ladies in Port Douglas from locals to the odd European backpacker. I dispatched several jugs of XXXX and a hell of a lot of Bundy at our first lunch.
As usual I was the man about town drinking in every bar and having glamour girl upon glamour girl try and buy me drinks. It’s just a shame Hyder and his new best mate cramped my style!
The wedding was a beauty. I looked fantastic and handled the occasion without a glitch. My speech was a highlight as was my dancing. The twirl master was at it again, owning the dance floor. The ladies were queuing up to have a dance. I went all night I don’t think the heart rate got under 210! As matt said “James make time for exercise now or you with have to make time for illness later”…….Matt people in Glass houses………….I smashed you on the dance floor old boy.
From nude swimming, hitting the golf ball like John Daley, sinking substantial amounts of XXXX and Rum to being the star of the wedding and the man about town it was a great trip and Brad was lucky I was there to make the wedding such a success.
There is a video of me doing a few nude laps in our pool and a little relaxing on the lilo with a xxxx in hand but I will keep that for the members section that may be coming soon to stacky.com.
I was a hit with the local ladies in Port Douglas from locals to the odd European backpacker. I dispatched several jugs of XXXX and a hell of a lot of Bundy at our first lunch.
As usual I was the man about town drinking in every bar and having glamour girl upon glamour girl try and buy me drinks. It’s just a shame Hyder and his new best mate cramped my style!
The wedding was a beauty. I looked fantastic and handled the occasion without a glitch. My speech was a highlight as was my dancing. The twirl master was at it again, owning the dance floor. The ladies were queuing up to have a dance. I went all night I don’t think the heart rate got under 210! As matt said “James make time for exercise now or you with have to make time for illness later”…….Matt people in Glass houses………….I smashed you on the dance floor old boy.
From nude swimming, hitting the golf ball like John Daley, sinking substantial amounts of XXXX and Rum to being the star of the wedding and the man about town it was a great trip and Brad was lucky I was there to make the wedding such a success.
There is a video of me doing a few nude laps in our pool and a little relaxing on the lilo with a xxxx in hand but I will keep that for the members section that may be coming soon to stacky.com.
