Sorry fans, its been a long time between drinks….No really it has! Work has been out of control no long lunches not even enough time to polish off a bottle of red. If I rush maybe two Schooners is all I can get in. I hate this time of year….Work, work , work what kind of life is that. I have had 100’s of texts from all different ladies “Stacky where are you?” , “Stacky I have not seen you in ages”, “.com please come out for a drink” , “James I miss you come and have a drink my shout” Its getting tiresome so the sooner this fin years ends the better as far as I am concerned!
I forgot to tell you all about a little run in I had with Mrs Sweeny’s Auntie. I was at Port Douglas and had consumed my fair quota of XXXX and Bundy when a glamour walked past me. I immediately declared her .comable. She was a little bit my senior but a glamour all the same. The next thing I hear was Blythe to blowing up “stack, did you just F#*king .com my aunty” well Blythe my dear I sure did and she loved it! Its only a select few that get .comed!
