Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Swing low sweet chariot


So it was a great weekend for England with two big victories. The English rugby team progressed through to the Rugby World Cup Final with a solid victory over the French. The biggest win for the mother country was the win by a gorgeous blonde Simone scoring with me, Stacky.com. She was a beautiful looking girl and her game plan of charm, humor and cleavage put me on the back foot all night. I made a pact with myself that I would not go after a Pommy girl after the bloody soap dodgers beat us in the rugby.

Simone had a tough encounter but after two bottles of Champagne, two bottles of good Tassie red and 20 Carlton’s not to mention the fact that on the dance floor Simone had better footwork than Jason Robison on a counter attack. By 1am Simone had her victory.

By the end of the night she had won and I could do nothing but look lovely into her eyes even if my vision was a little blurred.

Two great English Victories right up there with World War 2 and the Falklands. Will I pursue a relationship with Simone after one wild night??.....................Not a hope in hell a girlfriend who likes warm beer is as useless as the Australian front row.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Woeful Wallabies



Its a national disgrace the Wallabies are gone from the world cup. Beaten by a second rate English team in a disgraceful performance. Thank god Gregan is gone and gone for good. Its a shame he did not retire 4 years ago. As for the front row what a bunch of girls. Single handily I could push the wallabies scrum back as quickly as I could scull a schooner.

Stacky.com would of done a better job in the number 9 jumper even after a night on the drink. To lose to the Poms two world cups in a row is an absolute disgrace and is enough to turn a man into a alcoholic!

The only saving grace is the Kiwis are gone as well. Time to cheer on Argentina and France. South Africa and England are the last two teams I want to see win the cup.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Famous




Move over Donald your Trump Towers are old news. Hyder and his company Legacy Partners are about to do a large development in the Texan desert with an Australian theme. Over 390 units will be built and the name.........Stacky Towers. I kid you not Stacky.com is about to become bigger than Texas. Stay tuned for all the latest updates. I have been on the phone today with the architects as part of their brief is to give the development "a distinctly Australian feel based on the life and times of Stacky.com". Life is tough at the top!