Thursday, April 3, 2008

watch out chicks about!




Another weekend approaches after a tough week at work. Only 4 lunches this week and one lasted just 4 hours. What a joke, 4 hours and 5 bottles of red and then back to work. What’s wrong with executives these days?

Any who the point of this little update is to warn my fellow chick magnets that we are under threat from the finer sex! The boys down at the Kings Cross cop shop are big fans of .com and sent me the following…………Boys you have been warned!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

One step at a time


So as usual the Stack was on fire with the ladies during the bucks. While this young lass was keen to get in the sack with the Stack I was the perfect gentleman and told her “Great things cum to those who wait”…..As most ladies know I am the great man and well worth the wait. Bring on Port Douglas……………………………………………

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Good bye and good luck Brad






No we are not light weights….The Bucks did not end after the cruise. It was onto my new favorite destination the 18 Footers for a few ice cold froth wagons and a couple of shots. Oh and to say hi to my favorite waitress. Sure she begged me to stay and wait for her to finish her shift but I had bigger fish to fry!

From the 18s it was a short stagger to the mighty Sheaf for some of the lord’s finest brew. The more Carlton I drank the better looking I became. Although the boys were keen to stay and keep drinking the attention from the ladies was becoming unbearable for me so it was time to leave and head up the Hutcho’s.

Back to Ed’s place just in time for earth hour. I did my very best to get every light on in his apartment. Why on earth would you want to stop global warming? Warmer weather means shorter skirts and more beer, let’s heat it up baby!

Any way after consuming plenty it was time to get back to Brads. The Hens arrived around the same time so it was next door for my private show! Sorry Jim and Fran but your spa will never be the same. Sure she did not get in the sack with the stack but she was in the spa with my bar!

It was back to the soft cocks at 13 who were all mingling with the ladies. To be honest this made me sick it was a buck’s party not a house warming! Any way I consumed some more grog and had one particular lady take my fancy……Sure she was so inebriated she could not give me her name but I knew she had her eyes on me.

As always I was the perfect gentlemen and just snuggled with her and to be honest she was up for more but I am not one to rush things…..Port Douglas is not far away young lady…….

So all in all it was a good Buck’s, the boys followed when I led from the front. I am thinking of making it an annual event as long as the boys harden up we can have a blast. I am not one for baseball analogies but it was the bottom of the ninth and boy did we come home with a wet sail. Great game lads…….Stack is proud and for that you should be proud.