"Its good to be 3"

So knowing what I know about the filth that read this blog you will be thinking "The great man had a threesome!!". Sorry to disappoint but its been three blissful months of romance with my number ONE girl. One girl, 3 months. You may think I have lost the plot leaving my play boy ways behind but life does not get much better than this.

The only hiccup in this relationship has been the time I have spent on the North Side. I have missed out on Mum's cooking. So before our little romantic weekend away last weekend I took off home for a night of Mum's cooking. Shock, Horror when I got home Mum and Dad were on their way out for dinner. Was that some kind of sick joke?

Mum forgot that she promised her famous roast Lamb, which I must say is better than sex on the beach! I went to bed after a case of VB and a tin of soup.

Here is to the next three months and the next and the next and the ...........