30 is the new 21

So its been way too long...and what is my excuse? Well lets just say "EDOG" baby!

Anyway...so I am 30 but that has not stopped .com firing on all fours....Life has been good real good. As promised I have cut back on the work lunches, they now only last 4hours and a modest amount of alcohol is consumed. Two Carltons, two bottles of red and my new weapon of choice Rum and coke to give me that little sugar boost before are hard afternoon of office slog!

The ladies don't mind the extra age in fact many ladies have said "James you are like a good South Australian Shiraz, you only get better with age".... Shangri-la time baby.....

I was worried I may lose that .com effect but at a recent 21st I was that main attraction. I can not count on both hands how many ladies I dances with but lets just say there were a few unhappy males looking on.....

Well fans I best be off its after 5 and I have to take my VB's but I will be back soon.

.com out!

"Did you just .com my Aunty?"

Sorry fans, its been a long time between drinks….No really it has! Work has been out of control no long lunches not even enough time to polish off a bottle of red. If I rush maybe two Schooners is all I can get in. I hate this time of year….Work, work , work what kind of life is that. I have had 100’s of texts from all different ladies “Stacky where are you?” , “Stacky I have not seen you in ages”, “.com please come out for a drink” , “James I miss you come and have a drink my shout” Its getting tiresome so the sooner this fin years ends the better as far as I am concerned!

I forgot to tell you all about a little run in I had with Mrs Sweeny’s Auntie. I was at Port Douglas and had consumed my fair quota of XXXX and Bundy when a glamour walked past me. I immediately declared her .comable. She was a little bit my senior but a glamour all the same. The next thing I hear was Blythe to blowing up “stack, did you just F#*king .com my aunty” well Blythe my dear I sure did and she loved it! Its only a select few that get .comed!

The best man….THE BETTER MAN

So Brads done it he has tied the knot and what wedding it was. Depart a cold wet Sydney and land in picture perfect tropical north Queensland. The flight was a little disconcerting my ears failed to equalize, I was sitting next to a loud Texan we call Hyder and I had three Qantas hostesses try and pick me up, two were female and one male but I would rather not get into that. 8 beers on the plane and it was game on for the rest of the trip!

I was a hit with the local ladies in Port Douglas from locals to the odd European backpacker. I dispatched several jugs of XXXX and a hell of a lot of Bundy at our first lunch.

As usual I was the man about town drinking in every bar and having glamour girl upon glamour girl try and buy me drinks. It’s just a shame Hyder and his new best mate cramped my style!

The wedding was a beauty. I looked fantastic and handled the occasion without a glitch. My speech was a highlight as was my dancing. The twirl master was at it again, owning the dance floor. The ladies were queuing up to have a dance. I went all night I don’t think the heart rate got under 210! As matt said “James make time for exercise now or you with have to make time for illness later”…….Matt people in Glass houses………….I smashed you on the dance floor old boy.

From nude swimming, hitting the golf ball like John Daley, sinking substantial amounts of XXXX and Rum to being the star of the wedding and the man about town it was a great trip and Brad was lucky I was there to make the wedding such a success.

There is a video of me doing a few nude laps in our pool and a little relaxing on the lilo with a xxxx in hand but I will keep that for the members section that may be coming soon to stacky.com.

watch out chicks about!

Another weekend approaches after a tough week at work. Only 4 lunches this week and one lasted just 4 hours. What a joke, 4 hours and 5 bottles of red and then back to work. What’s wrong with executives these days?

Any who the point of this little update is to warn my fellow chick magnets that we are under threat from the finer sex! The boys down at the Kings Cross cop shop are big fans of .com and sent me the following…………Boys you have been warned!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo

One step at a time

So as usual the Stack was on fire with the ladies during the bucks. While this young lass was keen to get in the sack with the Stack I was the perfect gentleman and told her “Great things cum to those who wait”…..As most ladies know I am the great man and well worth the wait. Bring on Port Douglas……………………………………………

Good bye and good luck Brad

No we are not light weights….The Bucks did not end after the cruise. It was onto my new favorite destination the 18 Footers for a few ice cold froth wagons and a couple of shots. Oh and to say hi to my favorite waitress. Sure she begged me to stay and wait for her to finish her shift but I had bigger fish to fry!

From the 18s it was a short stagger to the mighty Sheaf for some of the lord’s finest brew. The more Carlton I drank the better looking I became. Although the boys were keen to stay and keep drinking the attention from the ladies was becoming unbearable for me so it was time to leave and head up the Hutcho’s.

Back to Ed’s place just in time for earth hour. I did my very best to get every light on in his apartment. Why on earth would you want to stop global warming? Warmer weather means shorter skirts and more beer, let’s heat it up baby!

Any way after consuming plenty it was time to get back to Brads. The Hens arrived around the same time so it was next door for my private show! Sorry Jim and Fran but your spa will never be the same. Sure she did not get in the sack with the stack but she was in the spa with my bar!

It was back to the soft cocks at 13 who were all mingling with the ladies. To be honest this made me sick it was a buck’s party not a house warming! Any way I consumed some more grog and had one particular lady take my fancy……Sure she was so inebriated she could not give me her name but I knew she had her eyes on me.

As always I was the perfect gentlemen and just snuggled with her and to be honest she was up for more but I am not one to rush things…..Port Douglas is not far away young lady…….

So all in all it was a good Buck’s, the boys followed when I led from the front. I am thinking of making it an annual event as long as the boys harden up we can have a blast. I am not one for baseball analogies but it was the bottom of the ninth and boy did we come home with a wet sail. Great game lads…….Stack is proud and for that you should be proud.

HMAS STACKY.COM

Sure it was Brads Bucks but it was clear to me the ladies were only interested in one man....You guessed it the Stack. Sure we paid good money to have "Storm" and "Paris" on our little bucks cruise but it was obvious to me once the ladies got to know me they would of cum for free. At first it seemed strange they kept feeding me Oysters but after a little while it was clear they were doing it for a reason. Sure I was not the one on Viagra but a thousand Oysters 500 VB's and plenty of attention from Storm and Paris I did not need the little blue pill. The poor girls were practically falling over me, well hey I was not one to complain but I think the other boys had the shits.

We all had a great time on the boat. Food, booze, tits, my good looks and humor and a little topless beach cricket was all part of the days festivities.

The day would not have been the same without me but it was Brads day so I hope he had a good one. I did not mean to get all the attention but brads a good man he understood.

Its time for to go watch "Dirty Sexy Money" stay tuned for the update from later on in the night from the Bucks, sure its a little blurry but lets face it what I can’t remember I will make up.

Long time between drinks.............

Well of course I am not talking about me unless you think 2 minutes is a long time between drinks. I am talking about the lack of blogging. My fans are not happy and for that I apologise.

This weekend is Brads Bucks party and its going to be big, F*&king BIG....

Yes I do feel for Brad its his bucks party and all the attention from the ladies will be on me. I guess he is accustomed to that by now!

So fans stay tuned for an update next week. Stack is BACK!

Good bye Kevin 07 welcome to Stacky 08!

Well fans a new year and the start of a big one! Bux parties, weddings, boy’s nights, solo nights, big nights, all nights, one nights, multi nights…….its all to come in 08.

The New Year started in Stacky.com style. Plenty to drink and plenty of girls were on the menu for NYE! A big party at Watson’s Bay was had and boy was I the highlight of the night. I was great value full of my usual knowledge and humor not to mention the world renowned .com style. The ladies were practically falling over me on the stroke of 12 to get the first kiss from the Stack in 08. At one stage the ladies got so out of control I was pinned to the ground. Believe it or not it’s not always easy being Stacky.com.

Another highlight was getting Parris back. The young battler drank me under the table in Mexico and no body and I mean no body out does .com on the drink. So I challenged the youngster to 5 shots in a row. I filled his shots with Tequila including the worm and my five shots with some of Sydney’s finest “Vodka”. While the battler put shot after shot back I casually slammed my “Vodka”………well that’s what Sydney’s finest H20 was called for the night. While I parted on the ladies in tow Parris got to midnight stripped off and went swimming nude in the harbour with one lanky and not so well endowed Texan in tow. Boys my one tip for you is keep the gear on we don’t need to give the ladies another excuse to stalk .com

It would not be kind of me to mention the names but lets just say stacky.com pleasured 8 lucky girls on the first morning of 08.


The year is gonna be a big one fans so stay tuned…..Stacky.com out!