What is wrong with this world?

So a "high-class Chilean prostitute" wants to donate 27 hours of sex towards a charity trying to raise money for handicapped kids, what a great idea! This glamour wants to do her bit for society yet the response from the charity has left me opened mouthed and dismayed.

"The administrator of the Teleton foundation, television presenter Mario Kreutzberger, has thrown cold water on the proposition, saying it falls well outside his moral guidelines and he cannot accept it."

Is this bloke on drugs? What a generous offer. I am very tempted to fly over to Chile and help out this great cause. At $333 for a 90 minute session I guess I could donate something like $3500.....

This has also got me thinking that I should partake in the 40 hour famine next year. I am sure if I put my mind to it I could last 40 hours without sex! Sorry ladies it is for charity.

LA Who?

80,000 people to watch Beckham play Soccer against Sydney FC! That makes me sick. Why do people want to see a second rate sports star playing a 5th rate sport? The guy has more ink on him than the Sistine Chapel and most of the time looks like a girl. Honestly I look at myself in the gym and laugh in pity at Beckham and all the silly people who love him. The poor pomy fool is totally over rated!

The bottom line is he lost the game and he lost with England last week. He unlike me is a loser! Just look at my photo verse his photo one guy is cool the other is a fool.

On the topic of losing what is wrong with the Australian people? How the hell could our country vote a little nerd like Kevin Rudd into power? It really is beyond me. I always have a good laugh at the moronic Americans for voting in a dope like Bush to power twice but now we are just as bad! I just hope our country does not go down hill like the state of NSW has under Labor. Oh well I guess we will learn the hard way!

Bring Back John!

"Australian's have never had it better".............To bloody right! We have a bigger range of beer than the last time Labor were in power, we have a better selection of Cigarettes, more wine than ever at a cheaper price and yes our economy is strong and to be honest life is pretty bloody good. Why do we need a change to Rudd? Yes he went to a strip club but the bloke did not even get a private show! That my friends is UnAustralian!

In my electorate its some clown Newhouse vs Malcolm Turnbull. If Malc does not get in I will be one angry man! He is definitely the best candidate for the job!

I agree we have a problem with the Unions! Who banned smoking in our pubs? The ALP and the Unions! Who introduced Responsible Service of Alcohol? The ALP and the Unions! The place will fall down around us so please people do not vote for the ALP.

Ok I did put $550 on the Libs to win at $2.60 so if my boys come home its my shout at the Mill Hill!

Come on Australia don't put a little nerd like Rudd in as our PM! We would be the laughing stock of the world!