Sunday, July 22, 2007

A Star is Born



So it was back down to Easts to watch the mighty Beasts take on the Rats. I was enjoying my 8th beer and a hot dog with extra sauce when out walked 4 cheer leaders! They were great somersaults, the splits, small skirts the whole bit. What a great show! I was in heaven cold beer, rugby and a group of gorgeous cheer leaders looking right at me. I was getting smiles and winks from 3 of the girls. It was GAME ON! The East Beast mascot pulled a hamstring just before half time. One of the cheer leaders walked strait over to me and asked if I could fill in. I am not one to turn down a pretty face. So for the second half I was dressed as a beast. dancing with the girls with people cheering for me. Things do not get much better! I have a date with all 4 cheer leaders Tuesday through to Friday and then I will pick the lucky girl for a second date or will I only pick one? ;)

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Turning over a new leaf.....


So this weekend will be a big one. Easts V the Rats for a place in the Grand Final v Sydney Uni then down to Double Bay to watch the Wallabies. A few hundred beers will be had. I am planning this to be my last bender in some time. I am going to hit the gym big time. I know this will create more issues with my lady friends but please remember I am only human. My personal trainer put an image of me into his computer then imputed my training program and this is how I will look after 3 months in the gym. GAME ON!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Going Soft............





Before you think I have turned over a new leaf think again! Last Saturday night was a beauty. We wnet to the rugby and had a great time watching the Wallabies come from 17-0 down to win. After the game we went down to double bay when the calls started. Stacky its Elle come to the City, Stacky its Kim come to North Sydney, Stacky its Tiff come to the sheaf. Ladies I told you it was a boys night! After Harris and Ed got a little out of control and we had to leave the Oak. I called for the X and Porkies when both Harris and Hutch called it a night. What a JOKE! In bed by 2am....shame on them. I might have to leave my "mates" at home this weekend as apparently its one week on the drink 6 weeks off. Boys, boys, boys you disappoint me. So Ladies Stacky.com is flying solo this weekend first in first served.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Secret men’s business



So the rugby season is heating up and that only means one thing Beer, Beer, Rum, Beer, Rugby, Beer and spirits! While the Wallabies take on the Boks I will be in the stands taking on my oldest rival......Beer! I am sure the Wallabies will come out on top just as I am sure the liquid gold has no chance against stacky.com. Now for all my loyal lady friends out there please lay off tomorrow night. Rugby and Beer means BOYS NIGHT! I know you girls dont like to share the Stack around but for one night please give me some freedom! By my reckoning the session will be a long tough one which means special attention to be placed on the warm-up so I will be starting early ladies no calls after 3pm please! As for the Ladies at Porkies and Ruma Ill see ya around 3am.....GAME ON!!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Liberal for life!


I know what you dirty pervs are thinking....Perfect Stacy.com is becoming "Liberal". No you will not see me walking around the streets in the nude and no I will not be spending my weekends at "Lady Jane", as tempting as it is. 2/7/2007 is the worst day of my life so far! Morris Iemma in all his wisdom has banned smoking in all Clubs and Pubs. What a disgrace! I will never in my life vote for the ALP again! To me this day should go down in history along side the death of Diana, the bombing of Darwin and the invasion of Paris not to mention the time I was booted out of the Sheaf! Send me out in the cold Iemma. Well this photo is for you are your poor excuse for a government Mr Iemma.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Smokin'



Well what a weekend. I decided to head down to Easts to watch my old team mates run around. Let me say they are not half the team there were when I donned the Tri colours. I set myself up for a big day with my first drinks order "8 Carlton's and two tequila shots please"! Thanks to my coaching from the side line the Beasts got up to win 46-42 (from what I can remember). About 10 good lookers came up intrigued by my Spanish language skills. I kept shouting out from the side line in my new dialect. It can get a little embarrassing when I am trying to have a few beers with the boys and watch the rugby only to have young girls throw themselves at me. Ladies there is a time and a place! It was then down to the Wato for another 50 Schooners before I crashed Brads love house beer and pizza in hand! Well f@#k me drunk the Wallabies won the rugby. In a fantastic game we came from behind to win! Bring on the world cup I say. 3 weeks of no sleep and at least 10 Kegs!


Bloody Hyder (Mr and Mrs) called me 1 hundred times from Texas going on about the Wallabies. Guys please remember there is a time difference and Matt you are a Septic not a Aussie!