Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Swing low sweet chariot


So it was a great weekend for England with two big victories. The English rugby team progressed through to the Rugby World Cup Final with a solid victory over the French. The biggest win for the mother country was the win by a gorgeous blonde Simone scoring with me, Stacky.com. She was a beautiful looking girl and her game plan of charm, humor and cleavage put me on the back foot all night. I made a pact with myself that I would not go after a Pommy girl after the bloody soap dodgers beat us in the rugby.

Simone had a tough encounter but after two bottles of Champagne, two bottles of good Tassie red and 20 Carlton’s not to mention the fact that on the dance floor Simone had better footwork than Jason Robison on a counter attack. By 1am Simone had her victory.

By the end of the night she had won and I could do nothing but look lovely into her eyes even if my vision was a little blurred.

Two great English Victories right up there with World War 2 and the Falklands. Will I pursue a relationship with Simone after one wild night??.....................Not a hope in hell a girlfriend who likes warm beer is as useless as the Australian front row.

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