Move over Duchovny

After a hard days work nothing beats coming home to a meal cooked by Mum, 6 Carlton's, a bottle or two of a good South Australian red and a session in front of the TV.

Well last nights TV was particularly good. Channel 10 have a new show Californication and let me tell you it has Stacky.com all over it. Great sex scenes with gorgeous stacky.com type ladies is just the beginning. It may of been the 25 standard drinks I consumed last night but I got it into my head that Duchovny has nothing on the great Stacky.com. I have sent James Packer and John Alexander an email titled "Ratings winner". I included a link to Stacky.com and a few fresh ideas for Australia's version of Californication. The show will be titled "Stackypornication" and if CH9 does not want it you don't need to be Einstein to know that Kerry Stokes will been keen to pick up the rights!

When one is just not enough

So folks its been a while since I have updated Stacky.com. I apologise to all my fans out there but I have been very busy at work. My "lunch time meetings" seem to start early and finish later these days and lets just say with that comes a higher intake of the great things in life like Carlton, Mclaren Vale Shiraz and B&H extra Mild. Oh what a job!

So any way last Friday Stacky.com was loose after our golf day on the drink in North Sydney when two promo girls took an instant liking to Stacky.com. Tiffany and Jessica were all over me. It was kind of embarrassing at first as all the other guys in the bar were trying to get some attention but who are they kidding....When Stacking.com is on fire no other men stands a chance.

So Tiff and Jes spent the majority of their time "Promoting" Slate (what ever the hell that is??) talking to me and to be honest I think they were promoting themselves more than Slate just quietly. Well it worked and I was sold both Tiff and Jes were great sales girls. The only problem was I could not pick which girl. It was like trying to pick a Connawarra Cabernet or a McLaren Vale Shiraz.... NOT EASY. Well luckily for me the ladies decided one in all in. AS they say in Mexico I was in for a "grupo de tres".......

As for the rest well a gentleman never tells but lets say it was a long, long night Stacky style!

There is always next year!

So Easts went down to Uni in the Rugby Grand Final. We were up at half time and I started celebrating a little early by sculling 5 Carltons in a row. We went on to lose the game not that I remember much about it. The one part I do remember was the numerous scrum resets. What a bore but I have found a tshit that sums up a good scrum technique.

So Club rugby is over for the year but Sydney Fleet kick off their campaign in the new Australian Rugby Championships at North Sydney Oval. So North Sydney you have stacky.com on week days now get ready for stacky.com on weekends. Bring on the rugby, bring on the Greenwood and BRING on the ladies!

A Star is Born

So it was back down to Easts to watch the mighty Beasts take on the Rats. I was enjoying my 8th beer and a hot dog with extra sauce when out walked 4 cheer leaders! They were great somersaults, the splits, small skirts the whole bit. What a great show! I was in heaven cold beer, rugby and a group of gorgeous cheer leaders looking right at me. I was getting smiles and winks from 3 of the girls. It was GAME ON! The East Beast mascot pulled a hamstring just before half time. One of the cheer leaders walked strait over to me and asked if I could fill in. I am not one to turn down a pretty face. So for the second half I was dressed as a beast. dancing with the girls with people cheering for me. Things do not get much better! I have a date with all 4 cheer leaders Tuesday through to Friday and then I will pick the lucky girl for a second date or will I only pick one? ;)

Turning over a new leaf.....

So this weekend will be a big one. Easts V the Rats for a place in the Grand Final v Sydney Uni then down to Double Bay to watch the Wallabies. A few hundred beers will be had. I am planning this to be my last bender in some time. I am going to hit the gym big time. I know this will create more issues with my lady friends but please remember I am only human. My personal trainer put an image of me into his computer then imputed my training program and this is how I will look after 3 months in the gym. GAME ON!

Going Soft............

Before you think I have turned over a new leaf think again! Last Saturday night was a beauty. We wnet to the rugby and had a great time watching the Wallabies come from 17-0 down to win. After the game we went down to double bay when the calls started. Stacky its Elle come to the City, Stacky its Kim come to North Sydney, Stacky its Tiff come to the sheaf. Ladies I told you it was a boys night! After Harris and Ed got a little out of control and we had to leave the Oak. I called for the X and Porkies when both Harris and Hutch called it a night. What a JOKE! In bed by 2am....shame on them. I might have to leave my "mates" at home this weekend as apparently its one week on the drink 6 weeks off. Boys, boys, boys you disappoint me. So Ladies Stacky.com is flying solo this weekend first in first served.

Secret men’s business

So the rugby season is heating up and that only means one thing Beer, Beer, Rum, Beer, Rugby, Beer and spirits! While the Wallabies take on the Boks I will be in the stands taking on my oldest rival......Beer! I am sure the Wallabies will come out on top just as I am sure the liquid gold has no chance against stacky.com. Now for all my loyal lady friends out there please lay off tomorrow night. Rugby and Beer means BOYS NIGHT! I know you girls dont like to share the Stack around but for one night please give me some freedom! By my reckoning the session will be a long tough one which means special attention to be placed on the warm-up so I will be starting early ladies no calls after 3pm please! As for the Ladies at Porkies and Ruma Ill see ya around 3am.....GAME ON!!