Well sure my crown jewels are a very special package but that’s not what I am referring to. It’s a well documented fact that our friends in the United States of America can not brew beer or produce a half decent Shiraz. Sure they claim Bud is the “king of Beers” and Napa is the perfect climate for wine but they also claim Cuba is evil! How you can claim a country that produces the best cigars and the best rum in the world is evil is beyond me.
Anyway I was not about to let the American notion of good beer and wine wreak my Vegas assault. Today I air freighted a container of VB, Coonawarra Cabernet, McLaren Vale Shiraz and some Bundy express to the Hard Rock Hotel and Casio. I have organised some room in the underground vault to store my stash. There is nothing .com can not achieve!
You may be thinking a 40 foot container full of alcohol is a little extreme. But it is five nights and there will be many ladies wanting to enjoy some of Australia’s finest produce, sure I am the best export but there is only so much of me to go around. I don’t want American poor taste to ruin my vacation. Dam it I have standards!
5 days to go, that should give the buffoons at the hard rock enough time to have my beers chilled and ready for consumption.
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