In two short days I will be flying high enjoying a nice Tasmanian Pinot in the comfort of a new VAustralia plane. I have a friend who works for VAustralia and she was telling the girls about me a few weeks ago. Well what a head ache this has caused the HR department of Virgin. I have it on good authority that as many as 56 girls and 3 guys (sorry gents I am not that way inclined) have requested they be rostered on for my flight.
As much as I am flattered by the attention from the Virgin girls I am not about to join Ralph Fiennes and the mile high club. Sure you are all welcome to join me in Vegas but really I am not as flexible as I once was and aircraft toilets are made for one person not two.
So ladies if you want to get on my good side just keep the vintage wine and Australian beer flowing. Don’t put the hard word on me. This flight is about resting up for the week in Vegas. As they say “Fly Fabulous”, with me onboard Fabulous is an understatement!
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