Thursday, April 3, 2008

watch out chicks about!




Another weekend approaches after a tough week at work. Only 4 lunches this week and one lasted just 4 hours. What a joke, 4 hours and 5 bottles of red and then back to work. What’s wrong with executives these days?

Any who the point of this little update is to warn my fellow chick magnets that we are under threat from the finer sex! The boys down at the Kings Cross cop shop are big fans of .com and sent me the following…………Boys you have been warned!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

One step at a time


So as usual the Stack was on fire with the ladies during the bucks. While this young lass was keen to get in the sack with the Stack I was the perfect gentleman and told her “Great things cum to those who wait”…..As most ladies know I am the great man and well worth the wait. Bring on Port Douglas……………………………………………

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Good bye and good luck Brad






No we are not light weights….The Bucks did not end after the cruise. It was onto my new favorite destination the 18 Footers for a few ice cold froth wagons and a couple of shots. Oh and to say hi to my favorite waitress. Sure she begged me to stay and wait for her to finish her shift but I had bigger fish to fry!

From the 18s it was a short stagger to the mighty Sheaf for some of the lord’s finest brew. The more Carlton I drank the better looking I became. Although the boys were keen to stay and keep drinking the attention from the ladies was becoming unbearable for me so it was time to leave and head up the Hutcho’s.

Back to Ed’s place just in time for earth hour. I did my very best to get every light on in his apartment. Why on earth would you want to stop global warming? Warmer weather means shorter skirts and more beer, let’s heat it up baby!

Any way after consuming plenty it was time to get back to Brads. The Hens arrived around the same time so it was next door for my private show! Sorry Jim and Fran but your spa will never be the same. Sure she did not get in the sack with the stack but she was in the spa with my bar!

It was back to the soft cocks at 13 who were all mingling with the ladies. To be honest this made me sick it was a buck’s party not a house warming! Any way I consumed some more grog and had one particular lady take my fancy……Sure she was so inebriated she could not give me her name but I knew she had her eyes on me.

As always I was the perfect gentlemen and just snuggled with her and to be honest she was up for more but I am not one to rush things…..Port Douglas is not far away young lady…….

So all in all it was a good Buck’s, the boys followed when I led from the front. I am thinking of making it an annual event as long as the boys harden up we can have a blast. I am not one for baseball analogies but it was the bottom of the ninth and boy did we come home with a wet sail. Great game lads…….Stack is proud and for that you should be proud.

Monday, March 31, 2008

HMAS STACKY.COM






Sure it was Brads Bucks but it was clear to me the ladies were only interested in one man....You guessed it the Stack. Sure we paid good money to have "Storm" and "Paris" on our little bucks cruise but it was obvious to me once the ladies got to know me they would of cum for free. At first it seemed strange they kept feeding me Oysters but after a little while it was clear they were doing it for a reason. Sure I was not the one on Viagra but a thousand Oysters 500 VB's and plenty of attention from Storm and Paris I did not need the little blue pill. The poor girls were practically falling over me, well hey I was not one to complain but I think the other boys had the shits.

We all had a great time on the boat. Food, booze, tits, my good looks and humor and a little topless beach cricket was all part of the days festivities.

The day would not have been the same without me but it was Brads day so I hope he had a good one. I did not mean to get all the attention but brads a good man he understood.

Its time for to go watch "Dirty Sexy Money" stay tuned for the update from later on in the night from the Bucks, sure its a little blurry but lets face it what I can’t remember I will make up.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Long time between drinks.............

Well of course I am not talking about me unless you think 2 minutes is a long time between drinks. I am talking about the lack of blogging. My fans are not happy and for that I apologise.

This weekend is Brads Bucks party and its going to be big, F*&king BIG....

Yes I do feel for Brad its his bucks party and all the attention from the ladies will be on me. I guess he is accustomed to that by now!

So fans stay tuned for an update next week. Stack is BACK!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Good bye Kevin 07 welcome to Stacky 08!





Well fans a new year and the start of a big one! Bux parties, weddings, boy’s nights, solo nights, big nights, all nights, one nights, multi nights…….its all to come in 08.

The New Year started in Stacky.com style. Plenty to drink and plenty of girls were on the menu for NYE! A big party at Watson’s Bay was had and boy was I the highlight of the night. I was great value full of my usual knowledge and humor not to mention the world renowned .com style. The ladies were practically falling over me on the stroke of 12 to get the first kiss from the Stack in 08. At one stage the ladies got so out of control I was pinned to the ground. Believe it or not it’s not always easy being Stacky.com.

Another highlight was getting Parris back. The young battler drank me under the table in Mexico and no body and I mean no body out does .com on the drink. So I challenged the youngster to 5 shots in a row. I filled his shots with Tequila including the worm and my five shots with some of Sydney’s finest “Vodka”. While the battler put shot after shot back I casually slammed my “Vodka”………well that’s what Sydney’s finest H20 was called for the night. While I parted on the ladies in tow Parris got to midnight stripped off and went swimming nude in the harbour with one lanky and not so well endowed Texan in tow. Boys my one tip for you is keep the gear on we don’t need to give the ladies another excuse to stalk .com

It would not be kind of me to mention the names but lets just say stacky.com pleasured 8 lucky girls on the first morning of 08.


The year is gonna be a big one fans so stay tuned…..Stacky.com out!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

It's the season to be .comed




I just love the festive season! All the lovely ladies out in a jovial mood in their beautiful summer garb! There is one problem every pretty lady in Sydney wants to be “.comed”. Remember ladies I am a man of refined taste and only the special ones will be “.comed”!

It has been a very merry festive season for Stacky.com plenty of great nights at the Greenwood and a very big TexMex reunion at Juanita’s. Plenty of beer loads of tequila and no night would be complete without the waitress having a dance with Stacky.com……What a lucky lady!

So another year is about to pass us by many gorgeous women have been blessed by the stacky.com charm and many man have well and truly met their match! A few more wild nights will be had to see out the year and a few ladies will be lucky enough to spend the night with .com. To all the ladies who have not been blessed with stcky.com keep your chin up and maybe your day will come.

To all my friends, family, fans and rejected ladies I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and Stacky.com kind of New Year and for your sake I hope you will be .comed in the New Year!
PS. The photos above are just a few of the ladies wishing me Merry Christmas. Oh its a hard life!