Teaching the Yanks a lesson

So I joined in for a game of Volleyball with Matt and his "jock" septic mates. They were all talking themselves up big time. "I played at Princeton", "I played at Yale", "I played at UT". God the Yanks can talk themselves up. I polished off my bottle of red and joined the game. Wham Bam thank you Mam I smashed them. It reminded me of the 83 Americas Cup. The Aussie underdog smashing the over hyped yanks! The American guys said I should try out for the Australian team while the ladies, well lets say they wanted some private lessons.