"It Takes Two"

As some of you may know my favourite show is "Dancing With The Stars". My dream is to be on that show.

Well channel 7 in their wisdom have a new show on in its time slot "It Takes Two". I put it on for a laugh and instantly got addicted. Nothing beats sucking back a couple of bottles of Penfolds red while watching "It takes two". I was a massive Ernie Dingo fan until he was knocked out on Monday night. How the hell is Mimi Macpherson still going on the show she was great in her movie but the girl can not sing! Besides her movie career she ran a whale watching business. What a life that would be taking people out to watch whales and drink beer, lots of beer! I gave Brad a call and we are tempted to start up "Stacky.com Whale Watching Tours". If the wrestling in Mexico does not pan out I may be on the seven seas!

The next Lucha Libre star!

Well what a weekend! Had a few froth wagons at the Lord Dudley on Saturday night, just enough to lubricate my dry and dusty throat. After my 15th Carlton my phone rang it was Don Salvador Lutteroth Gonzalez from the Empresa Mexicana de Lucha Libre (EMLL) or for you uneducated readers the Mexican wrestling league. I was spotted by the great Don Salvador in the main square of San Miguel de Allende in my Mexican wrestling outfit. What can I say the man knows talent when he sees it! I was offered a trial and Stacky.com had the ladies screaming for more and my opponents crying for Mersey. Don Salvador has asked me to fly back to become pro! I think i will send brad over to negotiate my salary. He looks like the perfect Mexican con man! More to follow...............................

Oh how the American amber hurt my mouth

As you all know that beautiful gold amber known as beer has a special place in my life. The one sour note about the whole trip was the absolute disregard US brewers have towards the liquid gold. How Bud can call themselves "The king of Beers" I will never know. Oh and Coors yeah it is light, lite on taste. My troubles started in LAX and did not end until I landed in Mexico. As you can see from this picture Matt gave me a sip of his Bud, it went down about as well as a corked red wine at a business lunch. Come on America please learn how to make a decent tasting beer or Stacky.com may never return......your loss!

Teaching the Yanks a lesson

So I joined in for a game of Volleyball with Matt and his "jock" septic mates. They were all talking themselves up big time. "I played at Princeton", "I played at Yale", "I played at UT". God the Yanks can talk themselves up. I polished off my bottle of red and joined the game. Wham Bam thank you Mam I smashed them. It reminded me of the 83 Americas Cup. The Aussie underdog smashing the over hyped yanks! The American guys said I should try out for the Australian team while the ladies, well lets say they wanted some private lessons.

Found God

Being in such a Christan country as Mexico is I thought I should immerse myself in their culture. I striped down into traditional Mexican religious garb and tried to contact the lord when that clown Harris walked into my room and tried to show me the best way to talk to God. To me his ridiculous yoga type position was too much to take. If I tried that move I would surly tear my groin muscle. Lets just say I think I will revert to more tradition ways of prey now I am home.

To much to take

So I did have a few members of the finer sex putting the moves on me over in Mexico. A few nights it got a bit much for me, all I wanted to do was enjoy a few beers with the boys. Some got in the sack with the stack but others were not let in. The rest as they say "will stay on tour"

SNAG

While I did impress all the ladies with my quick wit and humorous comments on the trip to Mexico the thing that impressed them most was the way I handled the kids. They all commented on my loving touch. I think I overheard one of the American girls say I have the "Midas touch" with the kids. Matt also told me that I am a role model for God Fathers all over the world. For now I am a playboy but one day I will make the perfect husband.

The next Don Talbot

So I am thinking of using my extensive sporting and fitness knowledge to help young Harris make the London Olympics. I think the kid has a shot at the 15oom tittle if he slows down on the beers. With me as his coach and mentor and Campos as his manager I can already taste the gold!

Most eligible bachelor

So rumor has it that I have been short listed for Cleo’s Bachelor of the Year! The ladies in the office can not believe I have not returned from my texmex trip without a new partner. As you can see from these photos I did try. The sign says “looking for a girlfriend”. However I guess when they hear I am the world famous Stacky.com they all become a little shy. Ladies I will not bite!

Best Pins Ever

I just got back from lunch. Nothing beats a cold Carlton followed by two bottles of red for a little lunch starter! I was sucking back on my 2nd bottle when I needed to break the seal. While I was walking to the Gents A few ladies complemented me on my legs. That reminded me of the many looks I got from the Texan and Mexican Ladies. Ladies my legs are all natural, no steroids at all!

Looking for a lady to ride my bike!

So lovely ladies out there. As you can see I look pretty cool on a Four wheel bike! Any one wanna come ride with me?

A Day at the Golf

Well Matt got the boys into the Colonial Golf Classic. What a day Golf, Golf and more Golf! Thank god Matt got us into a corporate place with free beer. Oh how I love free beer even if it is American rubbish!

Looking in a mirror

The best photo of the whole trip me and my long lost twin!

Oh what a night

The big one! Well young Harris and I went to Mama Mia's for a few drinks. It was time to show Pete how a real man drinks! After two ice cold froth wagons it was time to smash some Margaritas. My main man behind the bar poured a bloody stiff drink. After 6 massive Margaritas it was time to go home and enjoy some Guacamole and a few bottles of red. Poor old Harris could not walk at this stage so I got us a ride home in a fruit truck. Back home and Harris was a mess could not stand on his own two feet. I put him to bed and enjoyed a few cheeky reds. Well this is how I remember the night but the photos look different.

Tex Mex07

So the Stack is back. What a trip, I was on fire! Beautiful Texan chicks and Hot Mexican Babes were all Drooling over Stacky.com!

I held up the Aussie contingent with my never ending humour, thoughtful incites and good looks. I think the Yanks were happy I was there as the trip would of been a bore without me around.

Amy and Brit was bloody happy I was around because I looked after the kiddies while sucking back on a few red wines. They both agree I would make the perfect husband. But for now I am happy to enjoy my Playboy life Style.

Harris and I had a big one and got home on the back of a fruit truck. That kid is such a light weight and held me back big time!

More stories to come but for now I am off to get a breakfast beer!