HMAS STACKY.COM

Sure it was Brads Bucks but it was clear to me the ladies were only interested in one man....You guessed it the Stack. Sure we paid good money to have "Storm" and "Paris" on our little bucks cruise but it was obvious to me once the ladies got to know me they would of cum for free. At first it seemed strange they kept feeding me Oysters but after a little while it was clear they were doing it for a reason. Sure I was not the one on Viagra but a thousand Oysters 500 VB's and plenty of attention from Storm and Paris I did not need the little blue pill. The poor girls were practically falling over me, well hey I was not one to complain but I think the other boys had the shits.

We all had a great time on the boat. Food, booze, tits, my good looks and humor and a little topless beach cricket was all part of the days festivities.

The day would not have been the same without me but it was Brads day so I hope he had a good one. I did not mean to get all the attention but brads a good man he understood.

Its time for to go watch "Dirty Sexy Money" stay tuned for the update from later on in the night from the Bucks, sure its a little blurry but lets face it what I can’t remember I will make up.

Long time between drinks.............

Well of course I am not talking about me unless you think 2 minutes is a long time between drinks. I am talking about the lack of blogging. My fans are not happy and for that I apologise.

This weekend is Brads Bucks party and its going to be big, F*&king BIG....

Yes I do feel for Brad its his bucks party and all the attention from the ladies will be on me. I guess he is accustomed to that by now!

So fans stay tuned for an update next week. Stack is BACK!

Good bye Kevin 07 welcome to Stacky 08!

Well fans a new year and the start of a big one! Bux parties, weddings, boy’s nights, solo nights, big nights, all nights, one nights, multi nights…….its all to come in 08.

The New Year started in Stacky.com style. Plenty to drink and plenty of girls were on the menu for NYE! A big party at Watson’s Bay was had and boy was I the highlight of the night. I was great value full of my usual knowledge and humor not to mention the world renowned .com style. The ladies were practically falling over me on the stroke of 12 to get the first kiss from the Stack in 08. At one stage the ladies got so out of control I was pinned to the ground. Believe it or not it’s not always easy being Stacky.com.

Another highlight was getting Parris back. The young battler drank me under the table in Mexico and no body and I mean no body out does .com on the drink. So I challenged the youngster to 5 shots in a row. I filled his shots with Tequila including the worm and my five shots with some of Sydney’s finest “Vodka”. While the battler put shot after shot back I casually slammed my “Vodka”………well that’s what Sydney’s finest H20 was called for the night. While I parted on the ladies in tow Parris got to midnight stripped off and went swimming nude in the harbour with one lanky and not so well endowed Texan in tow. Boys my one tip for you is keep the gear on we don’t need to give the ladies another excuse to stalk .com

It would not be kind of me to mention the names but lets just say stacky.com pleasured 8 lucky girls on the first morning of 08.


The year is gonna be a big one fans so stay tuned…..Stacky.com out!

It's the season to be .comed

I just love the festive season! All the lovely ladies out in a jovial mood in their beautiful summer garb! There is one problem every pretty lady in Sydney wants to be “.comed”. Remember ladies I am a man of refined taste and only the special ones will be “.comed”!

It has been a very merry festive season for Stacky.com plenty of great nights at the Greenwood and a very big TexMex reunion at Juanita’s. Plenty of beer loads of tequila and no night would be complete without the waitress having a dance with Stacky.com……What a lucky lady!

So another year is about to pass us by many gorgeous women have been blessed by the stacky.com charm and many man have well and truly met their match! A few more wild nights will be had to see out the year and a few ladies will be lucky enough to spend the night with .com. To all the ladies who have not been blessed with stcky.com keep your chin up and maybe your day will come.

To all my friends, family, fans and rejected ladies I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and Stacky.com kind of New Year and for your sake I hope you will be .comed in the New Year!

PS. The photos above are just a few of the ladies wishing me Merry Christmas. Oh its a hard life!

What is wrong with this world?

So a "high-class Chilean prostitute" wants to donate 27 hours of sex towards a charity trying to raise money for handicapped kids, what a great idea! This glamour wants to do her bit for society yet the response from the charity has left me opened mouthed and dismayed.

"The administrator of the Teleton foundation, television presenter Mario Kreutzberger, has thrown cold water on the proposition, saying it falls well outside his moral guidelines and he cannot accept it."

Is this bloke on drugs? What a generous offer. I am very tempted to fly over to Chile and help out this great cause. At $333 for a 90 minute session I guess I could donate something like $3500.....

This has also got me thinking that I should partake in the 40 hour famine next year. I am sure if I put my mind to it I could last 40 hours without sex! Sorry ladies it is for charity.

LA Who?

80,000 people to watch Beckham play Soccer against Sydney FC! That makes me sick. Why do people want to see a second rate sports star playing a 5th rate sport? The guy has more ink on him than the Sistine Chapel and most of the time looks like a girl. Honestly I look at myself in the gym and laugh in pity at Beckham and all the silly people who love him. The poor pomy fool is totally over rated!

The bottom line is he lost the game and he lost with England last week. He unlike me is a loser! Just look at my photo verse his photo one guy is cool the other is a fool.

On the topic of losing what is wrong with the Australian people? How the hell could our country vote a little nerd like Kevin Rudd into power? It really is beyond me. I always have a good laugh at the moronic Americans for voting in a dope like Bush to power twice but now we are just as bad! I just hope our country does not go down hill like the state of NSW has under Labor. Oh well I guess we will learn the hard way!

Bring Back John!

"Australian's have never had it better".............To bloody right! We have a bigger range of beer than the last time Labor were in power, we have a better selection of Cigarettes, more wine than ever at a cheaper price and yes our economy is strong and to be honest life is pretty bloody good. Why do we need a change to Rudd? Yes he went to a strip club but the bloke did not even get a private show! That my friends is UnAustralian!

In my electorate its some clown Newhouse vs Malcolm Turnbull. If Malc does not get in I will be one angry man! He is definitely the best candidate for the job!

I agree we have a problem with the Unions! Who banned smoking in our pubs? The ALP and the Unions! Who introduced Responsible Service of Alcohol? The ALP and the Unions! The place will fall down around us so please people do not vote for the ALP.

Ok I did put $550 on the Libs to win at $2.60 so if my boys come home its my shout at the Mill Hill!

Come on Australia don't put a little nerd like Rudd in as our PM! We would be the laughing stock of the world!