It's the season to be .comed

I just love the festive season! All the lovely ladies out in a jovial mood in their beautiful summer garb! There is one problem every pretty lady in Sydney wants to be “.comed”. Remember ladies I am a man of refined taste and only the special ones will be “.comed”!

It has been a very merry festive season for Stacky.com plenty of great nights at the Greenwood and a very big TexMex reunion at Juanita’s. Plenty of beer loads of tequila and no night would be complete without the waitress having a dance with Stacky.com……What a lucky lady!

So another year is about to pass us by many gorgeous women have been blessed by the stacky.com charm and many man have well and truly met their match! A few more wild nights will be had to see out the year and a few ladies will be lucky enough to spend the night with .com. To all the ladies who have not been blessed with stcky.com keep your chin up and maybe your day will come.

To all my friends, family, fans and rejected ladies I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and Stacky.com kind of New Year and for your sake I hope you will be .comed in the New Year!

PS. The photos above are just a few of the ladies wishing me Merry Christmas. Oh its a hard life!

What is wrong with this world?

So a "high-class Chilean prostitute" wants to donate 27 hours of sex towards a charity trying to raise money for handicapped kids, what a great idea! This glamour wants to do her bit for society yet the response from the charity has left me opened mouthed and dismayed.

"The administrator of the Teleton foundation, television presenter Mario Kreutzberger, has thrown cold water on the proposition, saying it falls well outside his moral guidelines and he cannot accept it."

Is this bloke on drugs? What a generous offer. I am very tempted to fly over to Chile and help out this great cause. At $333 for a 90 minute session I guess I could donate something like $3500.....

This has also got me thinking that I should partake in the 40 hour famine next year. I am sure if I put my mind to it I could last 40 hours without sex! Sorry ladies it is for charity.

LA Who?

80,000 people to watch Beckham play Soccer against Sydney FC! That makes me sick. Why do people want to see a second rate sports star playing a 5th rate sport? The guy has more ink on him than the Sistine Chapel and most of the time looks like a girl. Honestly I look at myself in the gym and laugh in pity at Beckham and all the silly people who love him. The poor pomy fool is totally over rated!

The bottom line is he lost the game and he lost with England last week. He unlike me is a loser! Just look at my photo verse his photo one guy is cool the other is a fool.

On the topic of losing what is wrong with the Australian people? How the hell could our country vote a little nerd like Kevin Rudd into power? It really is beyond me. I always have a good laugh at the moronic Americans for voting in a dope like Bush to power twice but now we are just as bad! I just hope our country does not go down hill like the state of NSW has under Labor. Oh well I guess we will learn the hard way!

Bring Back John!

"Australian's have never had it better".............To bloody right! We have a bigger range of beer than the last time Labor were in power, we have a better selection of Cigarettes, more wine than ever at a cheaper price and yes our economy is strong and to be honest life is pretty bloody good. Why do we need a change to Rudd? Yes he went to a strip club but the bloke did not even get a private show! That my friends is UnAustralian!

In my electorate its some clown Newhouse vs Malcolm Turnbull. If Malc does not get in I will be one angry man! He is definitely the best candidate for the job!

I agree we have a problem with the Unions! Who banned smoking in our pubs? The ALP and the Unions! Who introduced Responsible Service of Alcohol? The ALP and the Unions! The place will fall down around us so please people do not vote for the ALP.

Ok I did put $550 on the Libs to win at $2.60 so if my boys come home its my shout at the Mill Hill!

Come on Australia don't put a little nerd like Rudd in as our PM! We would be the laughing stock of the world!

Swing low sweet chariot

So it was a great weekend for England with two big victories. The English rugby team progressed through to the Rugby World Cup Final with a solid victory over the French. The biggest win for the mother country was the win by a gorgeous blonde Simone scoring with me, Stacky.com. She was a beautiful looking girl and her game plan of charm, humor and cleavage put me on the back foot all night. I made a pact with myself that I would not go after a Pommy girl after the bloody soap dodgers beat us in the rugby.

Simone had a tough encounter but after two bottles of Champagne, two bottles of good Tassie red and 20 Carlton’s not to mention the fact that on the dance floor Simone had better footwork than Jason Robison on a counter attack. By 1am Simone had her victory.

By the end of the night she had won and I could do nothing but look lovely into her eyes even if my vision was a little blurred.

Two great English Victories right up there with World War 2 and the Falklands. Will I pursue a relationship with Simone after one wild night??.....................Not a hope in hell a girlfriend who likes warm beer is as useless as the Australian front row.

Woeful Wallabies

Its a national disgrace the Wallabies are gone from the world cup. Beaten by a second rate English team in a disgraceful performance. Thank god Gregan is gone and gone for good. Its a shame he did not retire 4 years ago. As for the front row what a bunch of girls. Single handily I could push the wallabies scrum back as quickly as I could scull a schooner.

Stacky.com would of done a better job in the number 9 jumper even after a night on the drink. To lose to the Poms two world cups in a row is an absolute disgrace and is enough to turn a man into a alcoholic!

The only saving grace is the Kiwis are gone as well. Time to cheer on Argentina and France. South Africa and England are the last two teams I want to see win the cup.

Famous

Move over Donald your Trump Towers are old news. Hyder and his company Legacy Partners are about to do a large development in the Texan desert with an Australian theme. Over 390 units will be built and the name.........Stacky Towers. I kid you not Stacky.com is about to become bigger than Texas. Stay tuned for all the latest updates. I have been on the phone today with the architects as part of their brief is to give the development "a distinctly Australian feel based on the life and times of Stacky.com". Life is tough at the top!